Douche of the Day

Douche: David Rowntree
Age: 19
Reason: He's a teenage criminal with a staggering 69 offences against his name, one of which includes the burning-down of a house to cover his fingerprints.


During the stages of teenhood, it is one thing to act out when life doesn't agree with you but it's definitely another thing when you decide to endanger the public - in 69 different ways. Technology is there to lend a helping hand when you're frustrated (computers, ipods, playstations, all that shit), yet for this moron the only way to gratify his urges is to break into a safe and steal some poor guy's coin collection. May I suggest a Ralph/Zoo magazine? After all, you are still developing into a functional adult and frankly, 69 isn't a coincidence.