Let's react and be funny.

I'm at a point in my life where I just react. Reacting to a distasteful musing, a smelly pong of fart, I'm always aiming to be prepared for the worst. Improvisational comedy is an art not embraced enough in Australia. We're too wound up in quasi-reality-type programming and it's high time that we change the pace and start laughing more.

My nose is congested with a kind of thick air. Ever feel that? You sit down, motionless then suddenly your nose attains a non-physical, unexpected blockage, of unknown origin, and all you can really do is just sit. Wait till it passes. I feel blue.

And my room wreaks of stale, worn-out socks.