Guest who's coming to dinner?

Me, glorious me.

So tonight is ever-so-special because very talented friends of mine have created the ultimate 10-course dinner on behalf of the day I descended from the female cave and onto God's green Earth. I even scrounged up a fancy outfit to match tonight's festivities. I'm also going to pay tribute to Sidney Poitier as it's only ethnically right and fitting. So I might make the people call me 'Doctor Lam'.

It's always good to know people of talent.